Well it is new years again and many of you all have been posting resolutions for 09... I've put together a list of my resolutions! 09 is mine.. I am going to win! Here are my 9 resolutions for 09:
1) get diesel
2) break 5 cinder blocks with one punch of my fist from being so diesel
3) get in 3 fights with the intention of protecting innocent people from danger and win all 3 of them by tap out
4) stump the shwabb
5) assemble the crew of Larry David, Jeff Garlin, Shaq, me, and fernando to hang out with when I'm in los angeles
6) have a threesome with 2 hot babes
7) have a foursome with 3 hot babes
8) have mad parties and party with tons of babes and beers
9) beat up skinny punks once i get stronger than them
hahaha
09 ahhhhhh!!!!
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